fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

image

image

fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.

(via jonsnowball)

02.08.14

unknownwonderful:

loca-love:

mightymorphinlightskin:

2damnfeisty:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

somebody do a mix/remix with this. she gave you bars.

is that trina’s mom

Bruhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂🙌

Yesss . 😩

LOL!!!!

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via lil-chingona)

30.07.14

bedsider:

via BuzzFeed 

99% of women who’ve ever had sex have used birth control at some point in their lives. Obviously there’s gotta be a lot of reasons why so many have joined the party―BuzzFeed asked 22 women for theirs. The answers are perfect. 

(via feminist77)

20.07.14

tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Books

20.07.14
literaryescapist:

As promised, my giveaway, even if it’s a little late.Looking at the books, can you guess the theme? I am giving away my very favourite German books that more people need to read! This giveaway will have two winners, who can each choose one book from the ones pictured above, either in the English translation or, if you wish, in the German original. (Exception: Felidae, for which I couldn’t find an English translation on TBD, so this is available only in German). These books are my very dear darlings, masterpieces of German Literature, and I want to share them with as many people as possible.For more information on each of the books, click on the picture, or here.
Here’s the deal:
In order to enter, like and/or reblog this post. You can reblog multiple times, but don’t spam your followers dash.
You have to be following me, literaryescapist, to enter, since this is a thank you to my followers.
The giveaway is open internationally, i.e. to all the countries that Book Depository ships to. If you are unsure if your country is among those, please check here.
This giveaway ends August 15th, at noon GMT.
I will randomly select the winners and notify them via ask - so your ask box has to be open.
The winners will habe 48 hours to respond before new winners are chosen.
You obviously have to be willing to give me your address for shipping purposes.
Giveaway blogs will not be eligible.
Should you have any questions concerning the giveaway, or if you want some more information on the books that you can choose, just shoot me a message!

literaryescapist:

As promised, my giveaway, even if it’s a little late.
Looking at the books, can you guess the theme? I am giving away my very favourite German books that more people need to read! This giveaway will have two winners, who can each choose one book from the ones pictured above, either in the English translation or, if you wish, in the German original. (Exception: Felidae, for which I couldn’t find an English translation on TBD, so this is available only in German). These books are my very dear darlings, masterpieces of German Literature, and I want to share them with as many people as possible.
For more information on each of the books, click on the picture, or here.

Here’s the deal:

  • In order to enter, like and/or reblog this post. You can reblog multiple times, but don’t spam your followers dash.
  • You have to be following me, literaryescapist, to enter, since this is a thank you to my followers.
  • The giveaway is open internationally, i.e. to all the countries that Book Depository ships to. If you are unsure if your country is among those, please check here.
  • This giveaway ends August 15th, at noon GMT.
  • I will randomly select the winners and notify them via ask - so your ask box has to be open.
  • The winners will habe 48 hours to respond before new winners are chosen.
  • You obviously have to be willing to give me your address for shipping purposes.
  • Giveaway blogs will not be eligible.
  • Should you have any questions concerning the giveaway, or if you want some more information on the books that you can choose, just shoot me a message!

(via booksandhotchocolate)

20.07.14
347
lovelyowlsbooks:


Time for my ‘Not so extravagant’ giveaway! But I got 1,500 followers and I am so grateful and thought I’d do a giveaway even if it’s small and not all that great! I’ve listed a few books I’ve really liked!


Rules:
Must be following me - this giveaway is for my followers.
This giveaway is international - I’ll be using The Book depository so please check if they ship to your country.
There will be one winner and can choose one book from the picture above. (Sadly, I’m not a millionaire so no hardcovers, also, I’ll try and give you the cover you want depending whether you want a British or American cover. Can’t promise anything.)
Reblog for entryand like to bookmark- reblog as many times as you want but don’t spam your followers and NO giveaway blogs.
If you win, you must be comfortable with giving me your address.
Your ask must be open, I won’t contact through fanmail.
This giveaway ends 5th August - if you still have questions, feel free to ask.

Again, thank you to my awesome followers!

lovelyowlsbooks:

Time for my ‘Not so extravagant’ giveaway! But I got 1,500 followers and I am so grateful and thought I’d do a giveaway even if it’s small and not all that great! I’ve listed a few books I’ve really liked!

Rules:

  • Must be following me - this giveaway is for my followers.
  • This giveaway is international - I’ll be using The Book depository so please check if they ship to your country.
  • There will be one winner and can choose one book from the picture above. (Sadly, I’m not a millionaire so no hardcovers, also, I’ll try and give you the cover you want depending whether you want a British or American cover. Can’t promise anything.)
  • Reblog for entryand like to bookmark- reblog as many times as you want but don’t spam your followers and NO giveaway blogs.
  • If you win, you must be comfortable with giving me your address.
  • Your ask must be open, I won’t contact through fanmail.
  • This giveaway ends 5th August - if you still have questions, feel free to ask.

Again, thank you to my awesome followers!

(via booksandhotchocolate)

20.07.14
drunkblogging:

i justg fucking spit on my computer 

LOL

drunkblogging:

i justg fucking spit on my computer 

LOL

(Source: chikis456, via lil-chingona)

20.07.14
funnyordie:

Bigfoot’s Line of Self-Help Books
Lots of great stories but no hard evidence.
13.06.14
200
weallheartonedirection:

If George R.R. Martin wrote The Lion King

LOL

weallheartonedirection:

If George R.R. Martin wrote The Lion King

LOL

09.06.14
28
phroyd:

Phroyd
23.05.14
117

autumnnerdery:

wanderer-in-the-darkness:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This.

😃

(Source: seawolph, via secularhumanist2)

23.05.14

(Source: luzdavibe, via lil-chingona)

23.05.14
princesslenore:

woefulbadger2:

scalestails:

fightingforanimals:

Why feeding water birds bread is harmful:
Duckling Malnutrition: In an area where ducks are regularly fed bread, ducklings will not receive adequate nutrition for proper growth and development. Furthermore, because ducks will naturally seek out an easy food source such as human handouts, ducklings will not learn to forage for natural foods as easily.
Overcrowding: Where an easy food source is abundant, ducks and other waterfowl will lay more eggs and the pond or lake will become overcrowded. This makes it more difficult for the birds to seek out healthier food sources and increases the likelihood of territorial aggression.
Pollution: When too much bread is offered to ducks, not all of it will be eaten. The soggy, uneaten bread is unsightly and rotting bread can create noxious odors as well as lead to greater algae growth that can clog natural waterways. This concentrates the pollution and can eventually eradicate fish and other life in the vicinity.
Diseases: Feeding ducks bread can increase the spread of diseases in two ways. First, a carbohydrate-rich diet leads to greater defecation, and bird feces easily harbor bacteria responsible for numerous diseases, including avian botulism. Second, moldy bread can cause aspergillosis, a fatal lung infection that can decimate entire duck and waterfowl flocks.
Pest Attraction: Rotting supplies of food leftover from sated ducks will attract other unwelcome pests such as rats, mice and insects. These pests can also harbor additional diseases that can be dangerous to humans.
Loss of Natural Behaviour: When birds become accustomed to handouts, they lose their natural fear of humans and may become aggressive in order to get more food. Their loss of fear can also cause other dangers, such as a willingness to cross busy roads in order to reach picnickers and other likely sources of food.
Good Foods to Feed Ducks:
The best foods for ducks are those that provide the nutrients, minerals and vitamins the birds need for healthy growth and development. Many of these foods are similar to the natural seeds, grains and plants the birds will forage on their own. As omnivorous birds, ducks will eat a great deal of different foods, and the best foods to offer ducks include:
Cracked corn
Wheat, barley or similar grains
Oats (uncooked; rolled or quick)
Rice (cooked or uncooked)
Birdseed (any type or mix)
Grapes (cut in half)
Frozen peas or corn (defrosted, no need to cook)
Earthworms
Mealworms (fresh or dried)
Chopped lettuce or other greens or salad mixes
Vegetable trimmings or peels (chopped)
Duck feed pellets or poultry starter pellets (x)

Every year I will reblog some kind of reminder of this! Please don’t feed waterfowl bread.

I used to volunteer at a country park and we would literally ban people if they fed the ducks and swans bread. People said it was because we wanted to make money via the seeds we sold in the gift shop (which were a special blend especially for waterfowl) but in reality it is because disposing of ducks that had died from being fed too much bread was starting to have a mental impact on the volunteers.

Oh wow I didn’t know this! Everyone should know this!

princesslenore:

woefulbadger2:

scalestails:

fightingforanimals:

Why feeding water birds bread is harmful:

  • Duckling Malnutrition: In an area where ducks are regularly fed bread, ducklings will not receive adequate nutrition for proper growth and development. Furthermore, because ducks will naturally seek out an easy food source such as human handouts, ducklings will not learn to forage for natural foods as easily.
  • Overcrowding: Where an easy food source is abundant, ducks and other waterfowl will lay more eggs and the pond or lake will become overcrowded. This makes it more difficult for the birds to seek out healthier food sources and increases the likelihood of territorial aggression.
  • Pollution: When too much bread is offered to ducks, not all of it will be eaten. The soggy, uneaten bread is unsightly and rotting bread can create noxious odors as well as lead to greater algae growth that can clog natural waterways. This concentrates the pollution and can eventually eradicate fish and other life in the vicinity.
  • Diseases: Feeding ducks bread can increase the spread of diseases in two ways. First, a carbohydrate-rich diet leads to greater defecation, and bird feces easily harbor bacteria responsible for numerous diseases, including avian botulism. Second, moldy bread can cause aspergillosis, a fatal lung infection that can decimate entire duck and waterfowl flocks.
  • Pest Attraction: Rotting supplies of food leftover from sated ducks will attract other unwelcome pests such as rats, mice and insects. These pests can also harbor additional diseases that can be dangerous to humans.
  • Loss of Natural Behaviour: When birds become accustomed to handouts, they lose their natural fear of humans and may become aggressive in order to get more food. Their loss of fear can also cause other dangers, such as a willingness to cross busy roads in order to reach picnickers and other likely sources of food.

Good Foods to Feed Ducks:

The best foods for ducks are those that provide the nutrients, minerals and vitamins the birds need for healthy growth and development. Many of these foods are similar to the natural seeds, grains and plants the birds will forage on their own. As omnivorous birds, ducks will eat a great deal of different foods, and the best foods to offer ducks include:

  • Cracked corn
  • Wheat, barley or similar grains
  • Oats (uncooked; rolled or quick)
  • Rice (cooked or uncooked)
  • Birdseed (any type or mix)
  • Grapes (cut in half)
  • Frozen peas or corn (defrosted, no need to cook)
  • Earthworms
  • Mealworms (fresh or dried)
  • Chopped lettuce or other greens or salad mixes
  • Vegetable trimmings or peels (chopped)
  • Duck feed pellets or poultry starter pellets (x)

Every year I will reblog some kind of reminder of this! Please don’t feed waterfowl bread.

I used to volunteer at a country park and we would literally ban people if they fed the ducks and swans bread. People said it was because we wanted to make money via the seeds we sold in the gift shop (which were a special blend especially for waterfowl) but in reality it is because disposing of ducks that had died from being fed too much bread was starting to have a mental impact on the volunteers.

Oh wow I didn’t know this! Everyone should know this!

(via earthandanimals)

14.05.14
cartoongoblin:

jadelyn:

sinbadism:

teslaarmor:

cobra-23:

So stop working at mcdonalds and do something with your life.

Sure! I’ll just reach into my ass and pull out a job! Or, how about I go down to jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!

Strap on your job helmet and get in the job cannon

…if everyone “stopped working at mcdonalds and did something with their life”, you do realize the entire fast food industry would collapse, right? And if we extend that premise out to other low-wage/low-prestige jobs, society itself would pretty much grind to a halt.
You love to talk shit about retail and food service workers, but who makes your burger and sells you your clothes? Go ahead. Try doing without any labor from someone employed in a low-wage/low-prestige service industry job for a few days. I’ll wait. Good luck.

NEW RULE: If you think working minimum wage jobs is “not doing something with your life” and you look down on the people working those jobs, you’re not allowed to patronize those jobs ANYMORE. No fast food for you! No retail, no coffee shops!

People criticize individuals who work in these low paying jobs, but don’t think about would you rather them be unemployed. Most of the adults with children that I know who choose to work in these jobs ARE doing something with their life… they are trying to not fall behind on bills because the job market is so saturated. It’s these people who work these shitty jobs that no one else wants to work (while riding their high horse) that caters to you and your infinite ‘I WANT IT NOW’ demands… Go on there Veruca… keep running your mouth.

cartoongoblin:

jadelyn:

sinbadism:

teslaarmor:

cobra-23:

So stop working at mcdonalds and do something with your life.

Sure! I’ll just reach into my ass and pull out a job! Or, how about I go down to jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!

Strap on your job helmet and get in the job cannon

…if everyone “stopped working at mcdonalds and did something with their life”, you do realize the entire fast food industry would collapse, right? And if we extend that premise out to other low-wage/low-prestige jobs, society itself would pretty much grind to a halt.

You love to talk shit about retail and food service workers, but who makes your burger and sells you your clothes? Go ahead. Try doing without any labor from someone employed in a low-wage/low-prestige service industry job for a few days. I’ll wait. Good luck.

NEW RULE: If you think working minimum wage jobs is “not doing something with your life” and you look down on the people working those jobs, you’re not allowed to patronize those jobs ANYMORE. No fast food for you! No retail, no coffee shops!

People criticize individuals who work in these low paying jobs, but don’t think about would you rather them be unemployed. Most of the adults with children that I know who choose to work in these jobs ARE doing something with their life… they are trying to not fall behind on bills because the job market is so saturated. It’s these people who work these shitty jobs that no one else wants to work (while riding their high horse) that caters to you and your infinite ‘I WANT IT NOW’ demands… Go on there Veruca… keep running your mouth.

(Source: fuckyeahmarxismleninism, via the-hero-of-ages)

02.05.14
Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
29.04.14